Jesus Take This Wheel...?

The MacBook Wheel - 2600$

The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.

Who needs to double-check what they're typing anyway, eh?

Man - isn't Steve Jobs DESPERATE to be remembered as the one who "innovated" the same basic crap times and again - or WHAT? You cannot reinvent the WHEEL, STEVE...!

Some people WILL NEVER LEARN...

In other frightening news from the near-future...

Anchorwomen will take to talk of people that are "dicking around" casually, ON THE AIR...

Sudoku will spawn a killer - or a dozen of them. (Yeah - it can be that frustrating, we know that...)

And, as reported right there NEXT, recurring nightmares will be rampant when you've caused the death of innocents - whether they are fully developed or not...

That was ONN - not OWN, ONN...!

Keep watching now...
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