Sightings Of The Orange Prophet

uh... no... that's not it!

NOT IT EITHER...

definitely not our O.P. 

but this... might be it: 

Out of nowhere - he's there! 

And yes... He's just there; 

yes, just standing there... 

What is his purpose to be there? 

What is his goal? 

Absorbing energy from 

any and all passers-by...? 

Observing for Lord Knows What Reason; 

Lord Knows Why...? 

Who knows?!? 

(Well, yeah; The Lord Knows 

- but that is not our point right now!) 

 The Orange Prophet is REAL! 

But he's simply been sighted 

(and photographed - duh) 

multiple times... 

just being there. 

Rain or shine. 

Snow or sleet. 

Shades of Peter Sellers-type of weirdness?!? 

Or something MORE...? 

An ominous harbinger of doom? 

A time traveler, contemplative of his fate? 

Or merely a devout user of vitamin C? 

WILL WE EVER KNOW??? 

Granted, there are many false orange 

prophets - so, beware of fac similes...